Inspired by a thigh tattoo that I'm not cool enough to get myself.

okay, but SHOULD i get the cyber sigil "SH" logo on my ass cheek?

• Embroidered graphics
  
• Two side pockets and two back pockets
• Elastic waistband and drawstring to fit your waist
• Material: 360 GSM 85% Cotton 15% Polyester

     SIZE GUIDE:

• First model is 5'0" wearing a size X-Small!
  
• Second model is 5'7" wearing a size Small!
• Third model is 5'10" wearing a size Small!
• X-Small - Waist fits: (28"-30") with a 6" Inseam
• Small - Waist fits: (30"-32") with a 6" Inseam
• Medium - Waist fits: (32"-34") with a 6" Inseam
• Large - Waist fits: (34"-36") with a 6" Inseam
• X-Large - Waist fits:  (36"-38") with a 6" Inseam
• XX-Large - Waist fits: (38"-40") with a 6" Inseam
• XXX-Large - Waist fits: (40"-42") with a 6" Inseam
• 4X-Large - Waist fits: (42"-44") with a 6" Inseam
• Size Chart: The size chart can be found as the final image on this product. Compare the measurements given to a piece of clothing that you own (not your own measurements) to see how the item will fit. Take measurements as shown in the diagram.